- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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