- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

haha black people :D

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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