- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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