- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

women's rights

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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