- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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