10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Penis.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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