- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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