- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Michael Brown

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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