- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

So a bar walks into a man...

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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