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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

SHUT UP JP

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

the NAACP

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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