Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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