- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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