- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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