If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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