why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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