What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

angelo snyder is not ga

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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