- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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