What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

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