why did you poop because you are a poop

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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