Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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