Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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