- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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