A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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