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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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