- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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