A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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