- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

This is an anti-joke.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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