- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

knock knock Goodbye

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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