Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

richard is fag

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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