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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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