Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Rylan Clark

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Anti Joke

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