- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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