Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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