- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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