- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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