- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Haha, I get it..

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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