Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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