OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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