Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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