What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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tea with milk?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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