- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

im telling maguire

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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