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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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