what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What comes after 69? 70

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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David Cameron

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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