Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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