You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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the WNBA.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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