- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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