A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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