whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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