- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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