Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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