- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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