- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

womens rights

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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