Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

your so fat. your fat!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What's big and messy? A big mess

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Whats black and gay? Obama

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