What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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