What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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ugvvvvvv

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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