- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A penis walks into a bar..

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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