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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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