- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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