- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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