How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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