Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Emily Walker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Okay.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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