How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

the economy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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