- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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