An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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