A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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