- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

This is a random Anti joke.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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