- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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