How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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womens rights

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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