your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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this website is a bad joke

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Anti Joke

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