- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

no

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

No it doesnt..

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

9/11

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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