What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two baby seals walk into a club.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

There's my tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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