- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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