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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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