- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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