Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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