- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what's black and can't swim?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

You having friends.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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