Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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