What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A black man walks out of a police station

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What is green and slow Grass.

Anti Joke

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