- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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