A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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womens rights.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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read me write me

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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