- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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