- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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