What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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