An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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