- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Okay.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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