like most people my age. im 27

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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bangers and mash?

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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