- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your Mom The End.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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