- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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