- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the dog die? He was old

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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