- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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