Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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