- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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