A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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