- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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