- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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