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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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