Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Vaginal secretions

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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