What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Anti Joke

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