- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Atheism

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

penis in the camel

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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