- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Hello

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A jew enters a mall.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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