- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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