a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

women's rights.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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