- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Potassium? K.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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