the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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