- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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