- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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