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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

dat shoe shine tho

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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