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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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