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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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