- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If you have a stroke, call 000

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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