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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Wait! hundred billions!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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