- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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