Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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