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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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