- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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