Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Anti Joke

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