A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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can you pass the soap?

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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knock knock who's there ?

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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