- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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