- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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