yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

can you pass the soap?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Ily bae

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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