- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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