Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

eoin burgin is fat

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Black people stink of shite!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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