- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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