What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Happy Monday!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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