There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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