What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Anti Joke

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