- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

u know whats a crime? rape

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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