- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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