Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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