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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

I wrote a funny joke.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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