Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Anti Joke

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