A woman walks into a bar.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Justin Bieber

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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