What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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