How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Anti Joke

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