- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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