What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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