Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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I <3 Hitler

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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