- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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