Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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