What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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