Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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