- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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