Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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okay so theres this guy.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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