- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Pain Olympics.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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