- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

okay so theres this guy.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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