Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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