(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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