- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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