- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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