- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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