Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Apple juice.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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hi joshua

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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