Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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