Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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it was all Tagart

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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