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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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