Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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