- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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