- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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