A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Weaner

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

No your aunties a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Tunechi

ure mama's so fat

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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