what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

were you expecting a joke

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

I agree

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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