Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Indians

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

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