I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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