Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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