What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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