- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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