How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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