- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

I <3 Hitler

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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