- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the fish fly It didn't

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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