you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

PICKLES

knock knock come in !

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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