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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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