Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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I'm homeless.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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