- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Good job, son.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's the new green? Green

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Your mom went to college

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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