A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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