- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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