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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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