- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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