What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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