What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

whats white jizz

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Cripples are lame.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What page are you on The gay page.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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