An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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This isn't funny.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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