- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What page are you on The gay page.

Cripples are lame.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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