What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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the WNBA.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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