- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Heskey time.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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