How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Turkey Balls

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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