- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What is white and black and red all over.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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