A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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