- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Get up Look in the mirror

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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