- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Where's my baby??

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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