- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's funny? Women's rights.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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