Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's 1+1? 69.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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