- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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