- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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