When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

European on my shoes, buddy.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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