What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats green? The color green.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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