- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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