Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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