Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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