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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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