What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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