- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What does? 42

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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