Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Small Penis.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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