A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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