Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Phew... it's gone.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Small Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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