A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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