What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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