I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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