- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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