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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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