- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I like school Said no one ever.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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