I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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