"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's one plus one? two.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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