Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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