- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

womens rights.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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