Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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