- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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