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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A house comes around the corner.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

69 Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks