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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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