- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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