- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.