I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What is the name of the car? What

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why am I writing this...im bored

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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