- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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