- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

who is really lanky? james cornish

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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