If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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