- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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