- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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