- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I'm Polish.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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