A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Ily bae

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Albert your flies undone.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

cory

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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