two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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