- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Ms Leong Sux

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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