- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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